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“He will know you were thinking about him,” they say. They also advise against too many status updates – especially anything ‘introspective’ like “Karma is a bitch.” Why?

“It will sound like you’ve been reading too many self -help books.” Erm… Tweeting about rom coms –or love songs - shows too much interest in relationships, say Ellen and Sherrie – and if they’ve taught you anything by now it’s that the key to finding a man is to show absolutely no interest in them whatsoever.

The result is a kind of social study/textbook/ dating journal, with as many pie charts and statistics as jokes and daft Photoshop collages.

It is lively and entertaining without ever being clear about who or what it is for.

You know those amazing early dates where one drink leads to three – which leads to ‘I know this secret late night bar’ – which leads to snogging all the way home in a taxi at sunrise. Otherwise you might end up doing something you regret. Ellen and Sherrie even have some fashion advice for us, too. They love anything skin tight – especially tops with push up bras and short skirts. Everyone is tweeting LOLZ comments about that ridiculous scene with Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln.

Yeah, Ellen and Sherrie don’t want you to have those. “We remind women to dress for men, not other women,” they say. “We think that any Rules girl’s best accessory is big (three-inch) hoop earrings.” Why?

Falling in love is the eternal mystery, Aziz Ansari agrees, and, for good and bad, till death do us part, the Digital Age is here to help.

Aziz Ansari is an American comedian and a star of the sitcom Parks and Recreation.

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